December 2011
Here’s a fun fact: I make some goddamn otherworldly sounds when I yawn.
staying relatively calm at the disco
tardisity replied to your post: Describe what your penis looks like in intimate detail.
I can vouch for that.
lordcockington asked: Describe what your penis looks like in intimate detail.
ask me personal questions →
Anonymous asked: 3, 10, 13, 20
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lordcockington asked: FMK: Abby, Caitlin, Bella.
lordcockington replied to your post: FMK - Lewiss, James and Jerry.
Give me some slack, I’m not that unstable u gais.
I was too scared of my feelings for you.
theashkaari:
There are certain people I follow that are just insanely attractive and just my god I mean really.
satan-baby asked: FMK - Lewiss, James and Jerry.
f-u-n-k asked: YAY DRUNK MICKEY what's on ya mind drunk mickeeeey?
Ben: Ham has quite the defensive properties.
Mickey: +10 to deliciousness.
Ben: -3 to willpower.
Alcohol at Christmas. Obviously ask me things. →
lordcockington asked: Oh hay babyy.. remember last chrismas wen we were at ur house?? OH MAN WE HADD SO MUCH EGNOG AND WHISKEHY. I lov u so much mickey, wut happened between us?/I LOVED haivng ur cock in my mouth. it waas like suking a lollopop made o f sperm. MIckey rhymes wiht sticky which is wut ur sperm is liek. it is sticky and i like it in my poopeer. LOOOL SPERM IN MY POOPER but srsly we shud get bakc together...
Merry winemas
Sweet baby jesus I got a Radiohead LP.
tardisity asked: MURR CHRURRMURR!
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Siiiiiilent niiiiiiiiight, hooooooooooooly fuck I drank more gin than was strictly intended.
Rockin pants, a groovy shirt and $80 worth of what is sure to be booze money.
Excellent.
GOD there is so much family in my goddamn business right now. Square in my grill.
“Merry Christmas!” he reads while scrolling through porn gifs.
lordcockington asked: Can I see your butt? loltxtit <3<3
renegadesoul-deactivated2011123 asked: everyone wants a hot piece of that strider.
renegadesoul-deactivated2011123 asked: BUT I TOLD YOU MICKEY I TOLD YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WOULD LOVE IT DO YOU FEEL SILLY FOR DOUBTING ME BY THE WAY YOU LIKING HOMESTUCK MAKES ME LIKE YOU AT LEAST 204% MORE OKAY WE CAN FANGIRL OVER DAVE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well maybe you should take the opportunity to put it somewhere that isnt stone...
– Dave Strider
THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.
– John Egbert